The story
"Washed more times than your portfolio this cycle."
This panda is probably older than most people trading his coin. One eye patch has gone threadbare, the little red stitch under his nose has faded but never disappeared, and his ears remember being chewed on sometime around 1978. He's not a mascot someone designed — he's a bear someone actually kept.
pandaintub started as a joke about giving him a bath after fifty years of dragging-around and one memorable trip through a washing machine he did not enjoy. The photos are real, unedited, and his.
pandaintub is what surviving all of it looks like — a bear that's outlasted every bear market, every scam, every wash cycle, and every rug, and is still worth showing up for.